Anon RP Logs VIII

[misterpartridge]

Chronology within each month: top => bottom!


December 2018

Shinsaku and Sakura receive a visit from the necromancer who blank-slates Aimee and Vincent for them, after which they port over to Japan to buy a house in Shinsaku's hometown Hagi. (Unfinished)

Maude and Violet meet at Hot Topic and become fast friends as they bond over hair dye and other mutually relevant topics. (Unfinished)

Nadezhda entertains herself by tormenting Helene with humiliations and illusion mind games, but when she falls asleep the illusion runs on autopilot and takes an unexpected turn.

Jonah runs into his old friend Will at Gamestop, and after some initial resistance they catch up with each other and spend an eventful afternoon together. (Unfinished)

Caleb is suffering from his and Helene's captivity, and she does her best to lift his spirits and convince him to not try anything dangerous.

Anderson introduces Brett to his older children Spencer and Madison, and things don't exactly go smoothly. (Unfinished)


November 2018

Naoko spoils Rose with strawberry sake and sweets, and together they plot to keep an eye on Kurome and Henry.

Kurome completes the rewinding ritual, and when Jakub wakes up he has a lot of catching up to do, starting on the farm with Lia and Celena.

Aimee and Vincent get reunited when Shinsaku and Sakura return for good from their Bora Bora vacation, but their fate remains uncertain.

Celena takes Jakub to Hillford Manor so he can meet Rose and hopefully get his pear tree back.

Anderson sees Dana accept a necklace from a stranger and assumes the worst, and before long he and Culver are on a wild goose chase after her.

Naoko has a run-in with Shinsaku, who is trying to reunite a stray kitten with its mother, and treats him to a meal as they get talking.

Ham follows a young woman ostensibly involved with gathering information on the Hillfords, and he and Ash end up roping Culver into the investigations.

Jack struggles with a clingy Humboldt hindering his work at the bar, so he calls Culver for help.

Harold finds Hilbert in the forest and brings him home, where he immediately comes across Culver and makes some startling discoveries regarding the changes at Hillford Manor between 2015 and 2018.

Ham celebrates Thanksgiving with Ash and Dr. Reese.


October 2018

Suzako makes progress on setting up his date with Naoko, and she sees herself forced to get Shinsaku involved.

Henry confronts Ash and Ham with the incriminating video material and demands explanations and reparations.

Culver calls Susan while she is high on cannabis, and she soon follows his invitation to visit and spend some quality time with Brett. (Unfinished)

Naoko gives Shinsaku a haircut before they both meet up with Suzaku for the agreed-upon high-class sushi date, but the mood soon turns sour as unhappy topics are brought up.

Henry checks on Aimee, and the situation quickly escalates.

Kurome catches up with Gabriel (currently possessing Ham) and makes him help him dig up Jakub's bones, then he heads to Hillford Manor and pays Rose a brief surprise visit to retrieve Henry's heart.

Nadezhda tests Helene's willingness to work to improve her situation, and when she administers a punishment for the disappointing outcome Caleb intervenes.

Ash runs into Gabriel (who's still possessing Ham), drags him home and resists his attempts to rope him into an illegal plot until Kurome eventually shows up and intervenes.

Rietta is gifted a chinchilla by Mari and almost immediately has to fight over it with Brett.

Ham drags Ash on a spooky camping trip in the forest, intent on communicating with the other words to uncover the cause of the strange recent events.

Violet takes care of the fussy twin babies to the best of her abilities.


September 2018

Maude seeks advice from Penny regarding her conflict with Ash.

Kurome revisits Hillford Manor and finds Helene preparing for her relocation to California, and she entrusts him her babies to deliver to Jack and Vi.

Culver begs Rose to help his imperiled business, and she tries to calm him down if nothing else.

Suzako persistently tries to convince Naoko to go on a date with him and ends up making some big promises.

Caleb and Helene arrive at Nadezhda's home and soon clash over some unhappy secrets coming to light and the general misery of their situation.


August 2018

Shinsaku is visited by an illusion(?) of Sakura who helps him create a copy of her using Eva, the woman Gabriel is possessing, and they passionately consummate their reunion until Aimee unintentionally interrupts them.

Anderson babysits Brett at Hillford Manor and fields his many questions.

Eva!Sakura claims Fem!Vincent for herself and has some fun with her and Aimee, intermittently joined by Shinsaku ... after which Shinsaku spends some time alone with Aimee to get her and the surroundings cleaned up before he decides to experiment on her some more.

Henry spends some time with Rietta, shows her his laptop and harvests some vegetables in the greenhouse with her.

Culver brings Maude home for breakfast and ends up having a heart-to-heart talk with Penny after unintentionally upsetting her.

Henry makes some last arrangements with Helene before saying goodbye, and she appeals to Gabriel to buy her some time, which he does by possessing Nadezhda and trying to send Henry off to Bora Bora. ... which Eva!Sakura unwittingly intercepts by securing the tickets for herself and Shinsaku, who proceeds to check on an unwell Aimee one more time before their departure, after which Helene makes an unexpected appearance.

Helene goes to see Caleb and break the news about their allocation to Nadezhda to him.

Henry hosts a team meeting, and he and Rose quickly find themselves discussing more personal matters.

Ash and Ham go for a double date at a fancy restaurant with Vi and Jack.

Henry presents Culver with the recording of Ash and Ham bugging Hillford Manor and forms a confrontation plan with him.

Jearold runs into Celena at the supermarket and ends up giving her a ride home when her car doesn't start, all the while struggling to contain his feelings for her.

Shinsaku visits Henry one more time before his vacation, and besides the dependent handover they delve into some more personal matters.

Dr. Reese mans a stand at a job fair and ends up interviewing Vi for a part-time receptionist position.

Jonah makes plans to leave the country, but Lia surprises him with his long-lost dog Nye.

Shinsaku and Eva!Sakura arrive on Bora Bora and lose no time starting to enjoy the island paradise.

Henry takes care of Aimee in Shinsaku's absence, and after a difficult start they gradually end up talking.


July 2018

Shinsaku returns to Hillford Manor and tends to Naoko's injuries.

Rose spends some time with Rietta and Lily. (Unfinished)

"Hilbert" tries to win Hilda over to his side, and when it doesn't work out he abducts her and desperately turns to Dr. Reese for help, but things go haywire and Shinsaku comes to Hilda's rescue. ("Hilbert" & Hilda)

Kurome realises he abducted the wrong person, and he and "Hilbert" fill each other in on a lot of information. ("Hilbert")

Lily shows Caleb the AI she's been working on and learns of his condition and what led to it.

Hilda encounters Aimee and once more confronts her with the harm she caused her and Hilbert, then finds herself confronted with a displeased Rose. (Hilda)

Ash and Ham visit Dr. Reese to help her move her new standing clock and afterwards discuss their relationship status to a satisfying end.

Shinsaku returns to the west wing to find a distressed Aimee, and matters quickly take a turn for the worse for her.

Vincent receives a visit from Lily at the farm and talks about the worrisome ongoings with her. (Unfinished)

Vi invites Ash to a catch-up at Starbucks, and they discuss the direction they want to take with their relationship.

Ham ropes Ash into a break-in at Hillford Manor, and they end up meeting Lily, Helene, Caleb and Culver.

Vincent and Jonah ostensibly receive a visit from Helene at the farm, but it turns out to be a set-up by Aimee and Shinsaku, and things take a horrible turn for the revived couple.

Hilda has a very upsetting dream. (Hilda)

Helene tries to find Shinsaku with Kurome but ends up getting separated from him, and after a brief unhappy reunion with Aimee she gets tangled up in some unexpected revelations.

Nadezhda meets with Rose to discuss the chaotic situation of the Portland team, and decisions are made regarding both the dependents and the team members until Shinsaku joins them and takes the rest of the conversation to the bedroom.

Henry has another bad dream, still mentally in Hilda mode. (Hilda)

Nadezhda informs Helene about her family's impending move to Los Angeles as her dependents, then meets with Henry and makes the last few outstanding decisions regarding the Portland team.


June 2018

Rose and Culver spend some sibling quality time at the spa and catch up on each other's current ongoings (notably the Hillford brand's development and Vincent's recent (re)entry into Rose's employ).

Mari convinces Ash to drink an entire vial of sex-change potion ... which leads to his next encounter with Ham starting out rather awkwardly, though it soon takes an entirely different turn. (Fem!Ash)

Henry encounters Lily in the garden and learns of Vincent's return and apparent entanglement with Rose, at which point Jearold joins them and updates Henry on his two-souls-in-one-body situation, which leads to some negotiations between all parties.

Caleb and Helene reevaluate his position as a tree assassin, then start planning her involvement in the expansion of the Hillford brand.

Brett and Rietta run into each other and keep their caretakers (this time it's Jearold, Culver and Henry) busy.

Henry visits Celena to inform her of the dependent swap between them, and for once the conversation doesn't turn physical.

Anderson and Dana discuss their plans to go on vacation with his children later in the year, then decide to visit Jack's bar for a few drinks and find much room for improvement.

Shinsaku spends time with Rietta and teaches her more Japanese phrases.

Culver visits Ham to discuss the upcoming expansion of the Hillford brand and unintentionally puts him and Fem!Ash on the spot as they desperately attempt to conceal the latter's true identity. (Fem!Ash)

Humboldt and Calla keep Helene busy (and slightly distressed).

Henry spends some time with Rietta, playing piano and looking at flowers with her.

Vincent and Aimee talk about his affairs and end up arguing, and Jonah's attempt at mediating is interrupted by the arrival of Shinsaku, who abducts Aimee and takes her to Hillford Manor to abuse.

Ham gets a lucrative photoshooting offering from Caleb and soon arrives at the mansion to take some exclusive risque pictures of Helene.

Rose and Henry have a talk about their marriage, particularly his faithfulness, that rapidly escalates into an argument and a domestic battering.

Brett and Rietta clash again and force Axel and Culver to take some drastic educational measures.

Shinsaku seeks out Caleb to follow up on his tree's complaints about his lacking loyalty, and the conversation quickly turns into a full-on battle.

Fem!Ash drunk-dials Violet's number, and she tries to offer advice and emotional support despite being on her honeymoon with Jack. (Fem!Ash)

Jonah contacts first Shinsaku, then Henry in a bid to get Aimee freed, and when they're both uncooperative he rallies Vincent into action, then turns to Naomi for additional support, which leads to a confrontations with Naoko.

Vincent is intercepted by Henry on the mansion grounds, and the situation swiftly turns into a medical emergency.

Henry, trying to get Vincent the medical aid he needs, enlists Jearold as a blood donor, then justifies his actions to Rose. (Note: this thread takes place in the middle of the one above.)

Penny catches up with Brett's latest adventures, then takes him to bring lunch to Culver and Ham at the Hillford boutique, where she gets roped into interviewing Maude for a fashion designer position.

Caleb, distressed by the loss of his tree, seeks out Helene and is met with an even worse surprise, after which Helene seeks out her twin for help. (Hilda)

Ash gets to know Maude, and their first impressions of each other aren't great, forcing Ham to haphazardly mediate.

Shinsaku gives Aimee a bath, then ports to Japan with her for a surprise tubal ligation.

Jearold comes across Vincent (to Jean's great joy and Harold's skepticism) and introduces him to Helene, who first connects him with Jonah and then (after a few more unpleasant revelations) accompanies him back to the farm.

Rietta comes across a recuperating Hilda, and Axel takes them both to the spa for some relaxation.

Kurome examines Gabriel's soul at his home in Japan, and after gleaning some interesting information they ultimately embark on a trip to Portland together (Gabriel possesses a new body on the way).

Naomi and Jonah continue their search for Aimee with the aid of magical tools, and it leads them to Japan.

"Eva" finds a miserable Caleb and attempts to lift the sakura tree's illusion spell off him.


May 2018

Shinsaku has some play time with his favorite Rietta... and another guest.

Culver presents a surprise to Caleb, and they discuss potential expansion plans for the Hillford brand.

Henry unexpectedly runs into Helene and Aimee and immediately launches an attack that is foiled by Rose, who afterwards reveals that she's in possession of his missing heart.

Ash delivers groceries to a slightly incapacitated Ham, and they end up talking about a variety of matters.

Aimee gets in touch with Celena and soon meets her and Jonah at the farm for the first time (as far as she can remember).

Helene seeks out Henry to try and talk things out with him, and they end up letting their commoner souls dominate the conversation.

Rose gets a call from a long-lost lover in distress and graciously comes to the rescue.

Shinsaku checks out Culver's boutique, which isn't well-received, then runs into Maude in a bar and eventually has Henry pick him up.

Henry showers Shinsaku with presents to make up for the loss of his house in Japan, then leaves him in Axel's care for a massage followed by playtime with Rietta.

Rietta and Humbold bump into each other and end up asking Caleb for cake. (Unfinished)

Penny gets a surprise visit from the genie who offers her an unexpected fourth wish.

Harold is enjoying himself with Jasmina when the result of Penny's last magical wish crashes their quality time.

Celena and Aimee prepare a nice breakfast (briefly interrupted by a frazzled Jearold) and are soon joined by Jonah.

Violet tries to confirm if Rose will attend her wedding, but she can't even remember who she is.

Jearold, still frantic about his situation, runs into Penny, who realises what she inadvertently did to him and tries to help him come up with a temporary solution.

Henry holds a catch-up meeting with Caleb and gains an overview of the Hillford brand's progress and first successes.

Violet calls Jonah and invites him to her wedding.

Culver surprises Henry with a unique Hillford suit and tries to convince him to model it for Ham, but it's a veritable challenge.

Vincent comes across Lily, and they quickly figure out their relation to each other, after which she introduces him to Caleb who drives them to the peach tree farm to see Jonah and Aimee.

Brett wanders into Henry's part of the house to play, which the latter doesn't appreciate in the least, and ultimately Shinsaku has to intervene.

Jack and Violet celebrate their wedding, happily united despite their still evident differences.

Ash delivers groceries to Ham again but finds hims acting shadily, and a confrontation about his irresponsible behaviour leads to a drinking game.

Henry meets with Shinsaku to discuss the incident with Brett, but instead of that they end up plotting the fates of the various other rule-breakers around Hillford Manor and ultimately head inside for a nightly indoor picnic.


April 2018

"Amazon really does sell everything," said Rose, impressed.

Ash tries to pick up a girl in the club, but Ham shows up and ruins his stride.

Harold keeps getting his world turned around by mere toddlers.

Ash drunkenly calls Violet to get some advice on his problem with Ham.

Ham gets to take photos of his favorite subject and Ash is too hungover for this shit.

Welp, Jasmina got what she wanted. In a way.

Culver gets an STD from Violet. It's not what you think.

Ash's Adventures in Babysitting ends up taking way too many exciting twists and turns.

Violet's wedding preparations means she has to call an old friend at Hillford Manor.

Dana and Anderson get a kitten for their biological kid... and then lose it.

Penny runs into a genie and the pressure is on, so she involves Culver and Helene in the decision-making process.

Shinsaku makes himself at home at Gabriel's place; it's not at all awkward or anything.

Penny is reminded to make her last two wishes and gets to it right away (with one urgent ad hoc suggestion thrown in the mix).

Helene rushes to Gabriel's aid but comes too late, however Caleb's search leads them to another unexpected familiar face.


March 2018

Culver and Caleb get into some cleaning shindigs for the sake of their girls; the toaster didn't make it.

No, Harold, that's not how online dating works.

Jonah tries bribing an elf with pizza.

Penny comes to collect her big gay goof from the hospital.

Jonah got what he needed, now he's gonna get some shit fixed.

Rose has to play mom today; she's, like, suuuuuper stoked.

Jonah, Lia, and Celena are all reunited with each other and they have some business to sort out.

BABIES. Babies doing stuff! I don't know how else to sell this thread to you, man.

Caleb's trying to distract Helene from dragging him with her to a therapist. Hijinks ensue.

This is the pushiest magazine salesman Violet's ever met in her life.

Who's this new neighbor and why is he stalking Ash of all people? Click here to find out!


February 2018

Culver calls on Violet, the most basic bitch he can think of, and hatches a plot for revenge on Ash.

Caleb and Helene have a really bad experience with alcohol and jealousy.

Harold's got a date... with his therapist.

Culver and Violet work together to get their revenge on Ash and it of course doesn't end well.

Helene freaks out and calls a therapist; Caleb isn't terribly amused by this.

Ash proves that he's still kind of a justified asshole to Violet.

Harold lets onto his romantic issues and Caleb has just the solution for his problems.

Shinsaku's back, fucking your wives and corrupting your youth.

Harold gets completely railroaded by a toddler.

Caleb decides to give Harold a very real lesson on dating etiquette and life philosophy. ("Charlotte")

Penny and Harold's wacky adventures at Hillford Manor start with a very dirty bird.


January 2018

Harold gets some bonding time with his niece Rietta and her caretaker.

Gabriel (a.k.a. Banana Boy) is stuck as a kid for now and decides to beg Caleb to adopt him. Hilarity ensues.

Ash gets familiar with that feeling when your boss tries to set you up with a dude even though you're not gay.

Jonah runs into Cake and tries to get his dog (still possessed by Jazith) back from him.

Shinsaku gets a little cozy at Nicky's place and starts thinking "Hey, I can get used to this".

Brett introduces Penny to the Boogeyman - and you won't believe who it is!

Jonah's half-sister's still an old lady and he needs Nicky's help to fix her - what do?

Culver and Brett have come to make Anderson's life even more of a headache than it was already.

Rose + Tiny Human = maybe not that bad after all... oh also Harold happens.

Culver decides to kidnap his best friends for a Youtube-worthy adventure, whether they like it or not (and they don't).