Anon RP Logs V
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misterpartridgeChronology within each month: top => bottom!
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Note: Seems like as of late conversations expand without problems from the top again, so from March onwards I'm logging the starter tweets again when possible.
December 2015
Caleb spends some quality time with Lily before tucking her in, then treats Helene to a bath and a long talk about various matters, which leads to her asking Penny about Partridge's sister.
Jack and Violet try to have a relaxed evening together, but before long they are drunk and getting crazy ideas... really crazy ideas.
Penny tries to check on Henry who has locked himself away in his wing, but sees more than she should have seen and needs to be rescued by Aimee.
Aimee surprises Henry in his illusion and they exchange a casual row of unpleasantries.
Henry and Caleb have a conversation that culminates in Henry cutting ties with him as a brother and partner.
Henry gets confirmation from Naomi and Helene about the ice spell they put on him.
Violet sets Dr. Lemon up for a blind date with Aimee.
Helene tells Caleb about her woes with Henry, and he assures her that he will take care of the matter.
Aimee and Caleb get into Henry's locked wing via possession and take away his memorabilia, which makes him cut ties with Aimee (though he later gets unexpected support from her son).
Naomi checks on Henry in her usual charming way.
Dr. Lemon and Aimee are surprised to be each other's blind date, but decide to roll with it.
Jonah delivers the first batch of potions to Henry.
Caleb intrudes into Henry's wing and confronts him as he takes on his lost sister's identity.
Mari tries to accompany Henry on a mission, but is rebuffed.
Caleb intercepts Jonah on his way to Henry, informs him about the latter's shaky state of mental health and suggests a cooperation.
Jonah and Caleb break into Henry's wing and get yelled at, after which Henry explains his condition to Jonah and promptly cuts ties with him when he concludes that he is crazy, whereupon Caleb makes a deal with Jonah to ensure the potion supply keeps flowing into his own hands, then sits down with Henry to negotiate the dependencies of their relationship from this point on (it is not very fruitful).
Lily meets "Hilda" and tells her mother, who goes to investigate and ends up clashing with Henry, which ultimately results in a battle between him and Caleb.
Jean invites Celena out on a harmless church date which turns into a wonderful surprise.
Helene visits Caleb in hospital to confront him with the letter she found on Henry's desk in the aftermath of the battle.
Helene helps Henry get used to his wheelchair, then fetches Penny to act as his assistant despite his vehement protests, and the situation escalates.
Henry gets a visit from Aimee that turns unpleasant before long ... and they part on poor terms, after which Henry seeks out Helene and reconciles with her once more until another incident involving Penny leaves Helene hospitalised as she suffers stress-related pregnancy complications.
Aimee gives Caleb the Christmas present Jonah had originally bought for Henry, and they muse a little about what family means to them.
Aimee, aided by Jonah, tries to make Henry happy with a big surprise, but it goes wrong in the worst possible way (including two escalations during which Naomi has to step in), though at least Henry and Caleb reach somewhat of a truce in the aftermath.
Jonah tells Caleb about the earlier incident involving his mother and other uncle, and they end up bonding a little.
Helene spends valuable time with Penny, bonding with her and deciding to give her more responsibilities within the family ... which starts off by having her spend some time with Lily, who comes to see her as a big sister figure.
Lily chats with Henry is his armoury, and when the topic turns to Penny he scares her off with his vicious judgement.
Helene brings Henry a letter that arrived for him and learns of his clashes with Aimee and the children.
Henry and Caleb meet to discuss Aimee's failure to rebuild the destroyed art gallery and the closeness between Penny and Helene.
Caleb approaches Penny once more with his offer of making her his sister in exchange for his protection, and she finally relents.
Aimee visits Lia while Celena and Jean are away on their honeymoon, and after a slightly awkward start ... they have a good conversation about their loved ones and the orange tree.
Helene keeps suffering from pregnancy complications as she and Caleb start discussing Lily's insecurity and a possible way of combating it, some ideas for when the babies arrive, Helene's woes with Henry, and some more frivolous things.
Naomi makes Jonah explain to her why he tried to murder Henry.
Jonah, sent by Naomi, tries to apologise to Henry, but it doesn't go well and Caleb has to come to the rescue ... after which Jonah gives him a bunch of sex-change potions and they use the occassion for some uncle-nephew (or aunt-niece?) bonding.
Caleb shows his female form off to Lily and Helene, surprising them greatly ... and spends some quality family time with them.
Helene makes Henry and Aimee talk out their problems, and it ends in a very shaky peace between them.
Caleb, being asked by Aimee, arranges a dinner for Henry and distracts him very thoroughly.
Aimee visits Celena and asks her to take care of the pear tree while Henry is incapacitated, but Jean volunteers instead.
November 2015
Helene and Henry hire a new cook named Penny, and upon trying her cuisine Helene immediately realises who she used to be.
Aimee and Henry go on a mission together, briefly joined by Caleb, and get into some disagreements that they discuss in the spa afterwards.
Yaretzi returns home after a long absence and is greeted by Helene who tells her about the changes she wants to implement in the way the Portland team works.
Caleb and Helene visit the doctor for a check-up on their babies' development (at this point the pain and exhaustion have made Helene rather sensitive).
Penny refuses to accept an exchange of favours proposed by Caleb, then meets Lily (who is too anxious to have a proper conversation).
Naomi offers further help to Helene, wanting to keep Caleb and Henry in check, and when she hears that Yaretzi has plans of courting the latter she offers to send her sister to him instead.
Aimee attempts to seduce Caleb, but he resists to the delight of Helene who had instigated it all as a test of his faithfulness.
Jean demands Henry cover the expenses for his hospitalisation, which upsets Lily, then meets Caleb and is immedaitely taken by him.
Helene roofies Henry so Naomi can administer a very specific freezing spell to him.
Violet encourages Aimee to move on from Vincent and promises to set her up on a date.
October 2016
Henry (still sex-swapped after drinking Mari's potion) consoles Lily over her school woes, then ends up being mistaken for Helene by Caleb until the real Helene takes over and discusses Lily's future education and a graverobbing date with Caleb while Henry gets some news from Naomi.
Vi fails to prank Jack, then complains about the Hillford twins' behaviour to him before convincing him to set up a dinner outing with Naomi ... which turns out awkward yet fun.
Professor Hashimoto arrives at the mansion and finds a room for his experiments with Naomi and Henry's help.
Mari lets Henry know his condition will be permanent if not for her antidote.
Henry and Caleb visit the peach tree farm to fetch the horses and donkey, and while the meeting with Celena escalates into a fight they eventually make it back home to Lily ... after which they briefly discuss how to handle the apparent permanence of Henry's sex change.
Celena calls Helene to express her concern over Henry's behaviour, and they end up talking about their husbands and children as well.
Helene visits Henry to talk about his condition and the way he has been treating his friends, then calls Caleb to clear up what happened between the two of them.
Darcy reveals his true identity to Helene ... and explains the reasons for everything she did as well as her further plans.
Caleb makes a tempting suggestion to Henry and leaves him feeling used, after which Darcy pays him a visit ... that culminates in the pear tree changing hands again.
Jonah runs into Caleb and threatens to tell Lily about his bloody business, which leaves him rather unfazed.
Henry tells Helene about Caleb's proposition to him when he suddenly makes a dramatic entrance, and after his much-needed hospitalisation Helene asks Henry to tell Lily the truth about her father.
Helene visits Caleb in hospital, and they get into an intense argument over Henry revealing Caleb's true nature to Lily ... that ends in an agreement to talk to her together (spoiler: it doesn't go well).
Jonah and Naomi decide to warn Lily about her father only to realise that they've been beaten to it, so they reveal their master-apprentice relationship to her instead.
Henry makes plans for the future operations of the household with Helene until Aimee calls him to take a look at the mess somebody made in the car park.
Caleb and Henry have a tense confrontation over the extent of their influence within the household.
Naomi informs Helene of the fight between her husband and brother and offers support in showing them their rightful place.
Caleb and Aimee talk about their children and how they are dealing with their parents being assassins.
Helene summons Caleb and Henry to sort their conflict out, and its ends in a punishment for Caleb.
Dog!Caleb and Lily spend some time together and reach a degree of reconciliation.
Naomi helps Dog!Caleb and Lily communicate via magical items, and they manage to fully reconcile.
Naomi walks in on Henry fantasising with Helene's stolen braid, which results in a confrontation between the siblings, in the aftermath of which Mari bothers Henry until he leaves for the farm, where the accidentally hospitalises Jean.
Helene forgives Henry for his prior offence and offers to help him learn some new magical techniques.
September 2015
Henry learns that Aimee forbade Lily to play with Jonah and confronts her about it, then continues exploring the mansion with Helene while discussing the matter.
Caleb confronts Henry about his closeness with Helene, and after a heated argument they agree to treat each other as brothers.
Ms Chestnut drags Henry on a date at the funfair, where she reveals her knowledge of his true identity.
Naomi meets with the Hillford twins to discuss their magical signatures, and they agree on her moving into the mansion to better protect them.
Rose confides in Henry about being Lily's mother, and it fuels his attraction to her to the point where he confesses his feelings and proposes.
Henry tells his sisters about his engagement to Rose, then spends the rest of the evening and night with Aimee.
Helene asks Caleb for reassurance of his love after her prior argument with Aimee, and they decide to elope to Marseilles.
Caleb and Helene say goodbye to Lily before their wedding/honeymoon trip.
Henry and Rose wake up after their wedding night and proceed to thoroughly destroy their marriage before the sun sinks.
Jean invites Bri over to the farm and tries to take the pear tree off her hands without success.
Naomi takes Jack to task over the way he manages his bar until he gets an "emergency" call ... from Violet who is waiting at home in a maid outfit.
Rose stops by at Bri's apartment on her way out of Oregon and gets a demonstration of the pear tree's magical powers.
Henry gets his marriage annulled with Aimee's help, then discovers a disturbing form of communication between Lily and her stuffed toys.
Violet tries to cheer Henry up only to quickly find her budding friendship with him cut short ... and cries about it to Jack who wastes no time to deliver a rather effective pep talk.
Caleb and Helene arrive back at home and console Henry over his anulled marriage, but once they are alone together all the warnings Helene had been receiving regarding Caleb's identity come to a head and she has to face the truth.
Jonah gets rebuffed by Henry and has the misfortune of entering a trap room.
Henry gets another visit from Illusion!Helene and confronts her about her true identity before giving in to her again.
Aimee drags Henry out of his dreams to help her look for the missing Jonah ... before running into Naomi and roping her into the search as well.
Caleb upsets Helene by coming home bloodied, but makes up for it by giving her a haircut followed by some intimate bonding time in his illusion.
Henry has trouble coping with Helene's changed appearance and behaviour ... and takes some time to answer Jonah's questions about the Hillford family before meeting back up with her and having a talk about both their hopes, fears and wishes.
Aimee meets Darcy, and some uneasily banter over crepes leads to an exchange of secrets ... until the two part as confidants.
Jonah realises that Naomi has moved into the mansion and gets some training in various magical techniques (along with a warning about his uncles) from her, then introduces her to Lily.
Henry runs into Darcy in time to sample his freshly made fruit tarts, and the conversation comes to his ruined wedding and prior engagement.
Mari wrecks havoc on the mansion by letting hellish alpacas loose, first forcing Henry to go apologise to Jean (which he fails at), then briefly making Lily remember her former life as Soshanna.
Helene walks in on Henry and his Illusion!Helene and is scandalised.
Aimee finds Henry in the armoury and learns of his plan to confront and, if necessary, kill Bri ...which she promptly ... relays to the intended target ... in the kitchen.
Lily is still playing host the the demonic alpaca when Violet arrives to give her piano lessons.
Henry gently pushes Helene to ask Celena for the horses and donkey he left at the farm.
Henry plays dress-up with Lily.
Aimee fills Caleb in on the agreement she made with Bri, and he is all too happy to help.
Aimee takes Henry along on an assignment in Seattle, but leaves him to fall prey to another one of Mari's devilish plots.
Caleb brings Lily to school and picks her back up, and since she had a disastrous first day he negotiates her further education with Helene.
August 2015
The first part of August is full of babus, so have some pictures up front.
A special lemonade made by Jonah causes Hillford Manor to spiral into a de-aging pandemonium, starting with him, Henry and Lily.
Henry runs into Aimee and Caleb (both de-aged as well by then) and a kerfuffle breaks out, after which the latter two meet Naomi and inadvertently age her down too.
Henry warns Helene (by now equally afflicted) of the other children, then clashes with Jonah and unsuccessfully tries to get rid of Lily before managing to temporarily dispose of Jonah.
Helene begins to identify primarily as Therese, which infuriates Henry, who soon clashes with Jonah and Aimee again until Helene intervenes.
Henry has a conversation with Caleb that soon turns into a fight, after which Helene takes him into the garden for a serious talk (that sort of turns into a fight as well).
Caleb feeds and bathes the neglected Lily until Helene arrives, gratefully offers him a set of clean clothes and bonds with him over various matters.
Helene and Henry try to get help, but clash over their different opinions of the other children again, and the situation escalates.
Ms Chestnut and Bri observe the chaos in the mansion, and the former decides to get involved.
Henry runs into Ms Chestnut and asks her to help Helene.
Ms Chestnut finds Helene and tends to her injuries, briefly checks on Jonah and tells Aimee about her orange tree.
Aimee finds Caleb and tells him about her tree, and they both experiment with their powers.
Naomi runs into Jonah and battles Henry with him, then forces the latter to lead them out of the house and leaves him tied to the main gate.
Aimee finds Henry in his miserable position and decides to test her new-found illusion abilities on him until she ages back up.
Mari dumps Lily on Henry, and when she ages back up the twins lock her in a storage room to go on a killing spree (which gets interrupted by them aging back up as well), and eventually there's a very happy ending for Helene, Caleb and Lily.
Aimee tells Henry that Jonah is missing ... and gets more effective help in finding him from Ms Chestnut, who takes an interest in her new home upon delivering him there.
Henry gets an intimate nightly visit from his sister...or does he?
Jonah suffers temporary amnesia from his head injuries, Aimee and Henry discuss their debt and her idea to alleviate it, Helene tells Henry about her engagement to Caleb and learns of Aimee's plan, and the twins make an important discovery in one of the unexplored rooms.
Caleb takes Lily shopping for dresses and successfully intensifies their blossoming father-child bond.
Naomi warns Henry about his abnormal magical signature that might make him a target for magical researchers and others, but he dismisses her.
Henry has an intense nightmare about Bri and the pear tree... is it really just a dream?
Jack meets Naomi at the gun range, and after some very blunt getting-to-know-each-other he makes an ad hoc decision to hire her as his accountant.
Ms Chestnut introduces herself to Henry as Yaretzi and asks him for a tour of the mansion during which she subtly tests his waters.
Bri offers the peach tree farm to Jean and Celena, who jump at the opportunity to move out of their increasingly cluttered apartment.
Helene runs into Naomi who is lurking around waiting for Henry, and as she learns of the abnormality of his magical signature she worries about her own identify and asks Naomi to take hers as well.
Helene is caught by surprise as Ms Chestnut pops up in her kitchen and struggles to maintain her composure as she lays down some strict house rules, then flees into Henry's arms, unwittingly leaving Ms Chestnut an opportunity to make a favourable good first impression on Lily.
Aimee introduces Celena to Helene, and the two immediately hit off and confide in each other ... while Lia and Lily have a similarly pleasant first meeting and bonding experience.
Henry moves into his new bedroom, speaking with Helene and Aimee in between, before being re-introduced to a happy Celena.
Celena forwards a servant applicant to Helene ... who is left with a very good first impression ... and gets to test his skills as a cook once he has made it through Henry's interrogative questions.
Caleb takes Lily to the hairdresser, further boosting her feeble confidence in her appearance.
Ms Chestnut checks on Caleb who is quite content with how his succession plan is moving along so far.
Henry is seduced by who he assumes to be his sister ... and get a horrified reaction from the real Helene when he greets her accordingly later on.
Darcy meets Jonah and teaches him to refine his pot pie recipe.
Caleb makes the acquaintance of a lady named Rose, and as there is some chemistry between them he encourages her to apply for a servant position at Hillford Manor.
Rose arrives at the mansion to be interviewed by a delighted Caleb and a clueless Helene.
Violet's second letter arrives safely in Helene's hands and results in an invitation to the mansion for her and Jack.
Rose and Darcy get to know each other and bond over their romantic disappointments among other things.
Henry blissfully continues his secret affair with his "sister".
Ms Chestnut and Aimee observe the ongoings, and the latter reveals that she has some undisclosed plans for Henry.
Caleb runs into Naomi who is waiting for Henry, and fierce negotiations over the twins begin, seasoned with a healthy amount of insults, suspicions and attempts at bodily harm.
Henry gets to know Rose and bonds with her over the piano, consoles Lily over some worries she has, and explores the mansion further with Helene, resulting in a very grim discovery.
Henry gets a visit from Jean who learned of his true identity from Celena, and they end up in an argument over who Lily's father might be.
Violet and Jack prepare for dinner with the Hillfords, which is preceded by a somewhat uncoordinated reception ... and after which Violet and Helene discuss their various interests and meet Caleb and the corgis ... while Jack and Henry inspect the latter's antique guns and agree on arranging shooting lessons... ... until they switch hosts/guests and Henry gets to enjoy Violet's piano skills before inadvertently ending up in Hilbert's secret art galleries with her, confessing his love for his sister to her and being subjected to her dating game "therapy" ... while Helene and Jack explore the car park and realise that they have a lot in common.
Jean carries out a DNA comparison between himself and Lily, and the result greatly upsets Henry and Aimee while Lily is delighted and Helene and Caleb are not quite sure what to make of it.
Rose takes Henry out for dinner, but he rejects her romantic advances and later has another eye-opening conversation with Helene about the secret romance he believes he's been having with her.
Ms Chestnut and Bri observe the proceedings..
Ms Chestnut meets Rose, who offers to include her in her services.
Rose and Bri meet at a bar, discover their shared connection with the Hillfords and decide to become partners in crime and in bed.
July 2015
Partridge/Hilbert updates Bri about his resurrection and the new house that came with it.
Therese/Hilda and Partridge/Hilbert have a long talk that alleviates some of her grief and guilt.
Hilbert checks on Bri's progress with the farm and finally breaks the news of his new sister to her.
Hilbert and Hilda explore their mansion, trying to find out more about their new identities, and decide to go by their new middle names, Henry and Helene.
Henry and Aimee discuss their sibling status and what story they want to present to the others.
Aimee visits her siblings to discuss her idea of moving in, Mari shows Henry what a world without Jonah would be like, and the twins continue exploring the secrets of the mansion.
Henry and Helene watch some old film snippets of the original Hillford twins and revisit the carousel room together with Bri, who takes Helene aside for a word of warning afterwards.
Jonah meets a boy called William who seems to have been portaled into Oregon from a different world in the forest and takes him in for the night.
Aimee introduces Jean to Henry and calls Caleb to be Helene's first suitor, and both introductions indirectly end in hospitalisations.
Caleb takes Helene out on a fancy dinner date, and both try to find out more about the other while guarding their own secrets.
Bri visits Caleb after his night with Helene to lay down the terms of his relationship with her.
Henry has a very confusing awakening in the hospital and warns Helene about Caleb once he has recollected his memories.
Naoko meets Aimee in the shopping centre, helps her pick out a dress and make-up and discusses some mutual acquaintances with her.
Helene and Henry visit the Orphanage where she adopts a little girl named Lily, and later at home Bri confronts Henry about it.
Caleb convinces Helene that he isn't dangerous, and she tearfully reassures him of her love.
Violet coerces Jack into letting her connect him with the Hillfords so he can garner some favour with her parents.
Lily meets more members of her new family and starts speaking, Henry discusses some matters with his sisters, and Caleb woos Helene some more, gets to know Lily and convinces Henry to agree on a ceasefire.
Henry and Helene have a talk about his jealous antics, then explore the late Mr Hillford's office and read his journals.
Mari locks Henry and Jean in a room together to make them befriend each other, and later on Aimee and Henry talk about the recent changes in everybody's relationships until Jonah shows up for a sleepover.
Bri's increasing incompatibility with Henry comes to a head, and their engagement falls apart.
Henry gives Partridge a change to say goodbye to Jonah and learns about Lily's parents from Mari, then continues to explore the mansion with Helene.
Naomi surprises Henry with a visit and leaves with his magical energy signature.
Jean and Violet run into each other at the hairdresser's and bond over relationship talk and Partridge gossip.
June 2015
Partridge calls Jack for help with his broken tractor, but when Jean shows up it becomes an even bigger mess.
Aimee visits Partridge both in his dream and in reality to talk about their sibling relationship, but he remains unwilling to help take care of Jonah.
Jonah does his best to get Partridge to like him, but it's fruitless, and he ends up talking to Naomi instead.
Partridge calls Therese to ask if she wants to be his sister along with Aimee, not knowing that Jonah is listening in and will call her back ... after which Therese, Ms Chestnut and Aimee make arrangements for the exchange program ... while Jonah confronts Partridge about his findings and the situation escalates, at which point Naomi (and later Aimee) intervene.
Aimee visits Celena to ask her to take care of Jonah in her absence, and the conversation drifts to various other matters.
Partridge checks back on Therese after the situation with Jonah is over and gets to talk to Mr Fig.
Ms Chestnut tells Jonah about his mother's planned trip to France and introduces him to her familiar.
Partridge visits Celena to ask for poison, but when he has a chance to use it on Bri he wavers again.
Mari pays Partridge $50,000 for babysitting Jonah, and in between doing that he meets Mr. Fig and introduces him to Caleb.
Ms Mulberry gives Partridge a rather unmotivated call, and Therese and Aimee chime in before long.
Violet blackmails Partridge with her stealthily taken photos and starts off by making him ask Jack to be his groomsman.
Partridge accepts Therese's challenge to find a way to replace her missing eye and gets in touch with Naomi and Professor Hashimoto.
Mari dumps Jonah on Partridge, and since he asks too many unwelcome questions about the tree assassin business again the situation soon escalates and Bri needs to intervene (also Mr Fig stops by at one point).
Jonah tries to spend Father's Day with Dr Lemon and asks him about puberty.
Partridge and Bri travel to France where they split up and he is driven to Aimee and Therese by Ms Olive and Ms Mulberry so the three of them can teleport to Professor Hashimoto's place for Therese's eye operation. (Aimee and Partridge discuss Jonah while the other two are busy in the cellar.)
Jonah desperately needs Naomi's help in covering up the accidental death of Mr Fig.
Jack has prepared a sweet birthday surprise for Violet in The Barrel.
Having been teleported back to the farm by Professor Hashimoto Therese, Partridge and Aimee keep looking for Mr Fig aka Ron aka Israel without luck, and things take a murderous turn as Therese and Partridge go for a walk in the forest.
Aimee comes across Partridge's ghost and takes him back to the farm where a confrontation between Bri and Therese happens soon afterwards.
Ms Chestnut checks on Jonah, unaware that his mother has returned from France prematurely, and sweetens the idea of joining the organisation a little for him.
Therese, already badly damaged from the emotional strain of killing Partridge and from the battle with Bri, gets a last fatal visit from Ms Chestnut.
Aimee updates Partridge about Therese's death and gets a plan into motion ... to have both of them necromanced into the bodies of a pair of twins.
May 2015
Partridge tells Mari his worries about his colleagues (presumably) damaged curses, and she orders a replacement colleague from France despite his protests, then disappears as Jonah shows up to apologise for the mess he caused.
Ms Chestnut checks on Caleb, but as she presumed his curse is in perfect order.
Aimee dumps Jonah on Caleb, and he promptly starts asking more questions than is good for him.
Naoko calls Partridge ... and Aimee to get started on the latter's make-over.
Violet and Caleb make up via text messages.
The French tree assassin ordered by Mari arrives at Partridge's farm, and there is quite the revelation in store for her and Aimee.
After spending the night together Partridge and Therese get a visit from Ms Chestnut who asks the important questions.
Aimee tells Bri what happened between Partridge and Therese, and Naomi offers magical support.
Caleb is having some fun with the sex change potion he got from Jonah when Partridge runs into him, frantic to get back to his duties (spoiler: he never makes it and things only get worse when Violet witnesses their encounter).
Jack catches Jonah smoking a cigar in the park and doles out some life lessons.
Violet convinces Jack to adopt yet another puppy and tells him the latest Partridge gossip, but the new bar is the main issue on their minds at the moment.
Violet sets up a meeting with Bri to share her evidence of Partridge's unfaithfulness.
Violet runs into Aimee while dog-walking and recruits her for Jack's bar while Aimee deliberately misinforms her about Jonah, Naomi and Caleb.
Naoko and Partridge run into each other in the lingerie section of a store, and she advises him on what to get for Therese.
Jonah talks with Celena about Mother's Day, tree assassin business and school until Lia comes home from the library, after which the two of them visit William in his fancy mansion because Lia wants to evaluate whether he is a threat to their relationship.
Ms Chestnut decides to talk to Jonah about how he keeps sticking his nose into her team's affairs.
Violet meets Bri in The Barrel and gives her the evidence of the kisses Partridge shared with Fem!Caleb.
Therese sends Partridge to the flower shop ... where he runs into Bri, which ends in severe consequences ... observed by Ms Chestnut and Therese.
Naomi is displeased with Partridge's loss of his magical energy and tells him there will be consequences.
Jonah visits the farm and talks to Bri about the local assassins until Therese shows up to welcome her new colleague and eliminate what she considers Aimee's "weakness".
Naomi saves Jonah's life with her magic and discusses the incident with Bri, then comforts him as he wakes up.
Partridge visits Celena for coping advice, but gets better(???) ideas over the course of their conversation.
Therese invites Ms Chestnut into her hotel room for a drink and chat, but things do not proceed as planned.
Mari gives Partridge a newsflash on what happened to Jonah and Therese, and he contracts the latter to take Bri out, after which Jonah comes to visit (only to promptly get escorted back home).
Therese tries to assassinate Bri, but she stands her ground until Aimee arrives and interrupts the fight, at which point Bri returns home to confront Partridge.
Naomi and Aimee re-establish their friendly(???) relationship and discuss Jonah and Dr. Lemon.
Therese calls Partridge to ask for the money he promised to make up for her injuries, but Bri distracts him from the matter.
Aimee meets Dr Lemon to discuss Jonah's parenting, and they come to an agreement to support each other.
Mari trolls Partridge and eventually dumps Dante on him, but he ignores him in favour of a bubble bath and Bri has to bring him home.
Naomi gives Ms Chestnut a self-made bento and asks her for support in protecting Partridge, but Ms Chestnut is more interested in playing food train.
Aimee, referred to Jack by Violet, shows off her bartending skills and gets hired to work at The Barrel.
Bri gives Partridge a reminder to be on better behaviour, then marks him as hers with her magic.
Caleb stops by at the farm to say goodbye to Partridge before his vacation.
Mari convinces Partridge to accept a babysitting job, inquires about his dislike of children and ends up making him believe that Therese is pregnant, which prompts him to give her a frantic phone call that doesn't go unnoticed by Bri.
Mari dumps Jonah on Partridge for the agreed-upon babysitting job and he teaches him how to milk the cows.
Jonah wants to age himself up to help Partridge trim the peach trees, but it doesn't go according to plan. (Little Jakub) (Little Jonah)
Violet comes to babysit Jonah, finds him and Partridge aged down and decides to look after both of them, much to their chagrin. (Little Jakub) (Little Jonah)
Little Jonah (having been brought back home with an only slightly injured leg by Violet off-screen) accidentally calls Naomi and ends up meeting her and Aimee. (Little Jonah)
Mari gives little Jakub a couple of kale-themed clothes until Bri shoos her away and (re-)introduces herself to her fiancé. (Little Jakub)
Violet gives Jack a stern talking-to about his lack of customer service etiquette.
Mari tells little Jakub about his affair with Therese, prompting him to try and call it off, then locks him and little Jonah in Dr. Lemon's basement, where the escape attempts soon escalate into fighting ... until they are eventually rescued and reunited with their caretakers.(Little Jakub) (Little Jonah) [Note: small missing piece in the middle where Bri promised Jakub an extra scoop of ice cream if he apologised to Jonah]
Partridge gets a call from one of Therese's subordinates and has to face a bunch of rather intimate questions before he gets to talk to Therese herself, after which she sets up an exchange program with Ms Chestnut.
Jonah visits Partridge and ends up getting on his nerves despite his best efforts, at which point Aimee arrives to take care of him.
April 2015
Jonah, scared of the woman who claims to be his mother, first turns to Partridge for help, then to Naomi.
Aimee tries to ameliorate her relationship with Naomi, but she is not so easily convinced.
Celena consoles Jonah about his mother as he struggles to come to terms with the truth about her fate.
Mari guilt-trips Partridge for what he allowed to happen to Aimee until he flees and ends the day looking through wedding magazines with Jean.
Violet convinces Jack to go on a ride with her, claiming to have a surprise for him ... and makes a dream come true for him ... which he promptly thanks her for in typical Jack fashion.
Naomi wants to play an April's Fool's joke on Partridge, but it doesn't go as planned as Jonah gets mixed up in it ... though things get resolved ... quickly enough ... and she agrees to accompany him to his mother's place.
Partridge tries to improve his dancing skills first with Mari's help, then with Aimee's and Jean's, and spends some leisure time with Aimee until Bri arrives and voices her disapproval.
Partridge gets a bunch of presents (mostly mood rings) from Mari to distribute and starts off with Jonah (whom he encourages about his mum), Aimee (with whom he calls Naomi to inquire about Aimee's wish to have her body changed to her original appearance) and Celena (who helps him improve his appearance a little).
Mari blames the drought on Partridge and tries to make him take her in while her toilet gets fixed.
Jonah convinces Partridge to accompany him to a festival where they buy a ouija board and amass a ton of free goodies, respectively, followed by attempts at contacting Vincent that end in graveyard vandalism and Dr Lemon having to come pick Jonah up.
Partridge gets increasingly ... envious of Abby having bubble tea.
Mari steals Caleb's peach tea and suggests he get in touch with Jean for a fun time.
Partridge gives Caleb his mood ring and ends up even more confused about their relationship status than before.
Mari tries to squeeze some info out of Chestnut-chan, but it isn't very fruitful.
Partridge fixes Vincent's broken gravestone, but Jonah gets possessed by his ghost because Mari dug up his skull, and Aimee's curse gets damaged as a result.
March 2015
Partridge asks Mari to build him a winter garden in return for getting her $5 million back, then invites Jean over to talk about their planned weddings - until Mari decides to mix things up with a potion-laden milkshake. (Little Jakub) (Little Jean)
Mari takes the de-aged friends first to a mall, then to Aimee's apartment where Jakub contacts Jonah and increasingly loses his patience with Jean's lack of self-sufficiency. (Little Jakub) (Little Jean)
Little Jean and little Jakub end up in handcuffs courtesy of Mari, and after some further annoyances Jakub decides to run off, but is quickly caught by Aimee. Alternative Bri ending. (Little Jakub) (Little Jean)
Aimee finally lets Jakub go, and he runs into Jonah who takes him home and calls Naomi ... who collects Jean at Aimee's and takes Jakub back to the farm (Little Jakub) (Little Jean)
Jonah takes little Jean to Nemo's place, where he gets into a fight over spaghetti with Dante while Jonah tells Nemo about his aunt's abandoned house. (Little Jean)
Bri meets her de-aged fiancé, feeds him cookies and eases his worries about his adult self's supposed drug addiction. (Little Jakub)
Mari trolls Partridge to the point where Naomi has to intervene, then convinces him that he needs to stop Jonah from growing up to be a dictator, and the conversation prompts Jonah to ask Lia to switch places with him for a week, which Dr. Lemon agrees to as he makes a rare appearance.
Mari tries to rope Caleb into her newest plot, but he's more cautious than certain colleagues.
Caleb offers Partridge help with his overdue assignments, then throws in a round of seduction that ends in a new bet being made.
Partridge reports back to Mari who terrifies him so much with puberty talk and dangerous ideas ... that he abruptly takes off.
Naomi has her cheeks pinched by Mari and Chestnut-chan and gets increasingly uncomfortable as the latter keeps acting friendly.
Partridge discusses Jonah's woes with Dr. Lemon.
Partridge visits Aimee, gets treated to a good meal and accompanies her to her tree to pluck some oranges for Jonah while discussing their respective states of affairs.
Naomi tells Partridge to call off one of his assignments and he scrambles to inform Caleb who took it over.
Jonah asks Naomi if she wants to be his big sister, and she agrees and lets him help her with her work, criticises his homework story and practices heat magic with him ... after which he tells her about Dante and they also discuss Partridge for a while.
Naomi and Partridge do spring cleaning in the stables, then discuss his plan to put the barren field to use and her job of watching over him.
Partridge gets guilted about his cows by Mari, then visits Jean and talks about current events and family life with him.
Violet approaches Partridge for help with a "secret mission" ... concerning Jack, so he arranges a fishing trip with him.
Bri helps Partridge choose a tractor before they get lovey-dovey ... and her plan to love-potion him anew is foiled by his enthusiasm.
Partridge first meets up with Caleb, intent on making Aimee's work partnership a component of their bet (which doesn't go according to plan... at all), then goes fishing with Jack and gets some valuable relationship advice from him.
Jonah gets squeezed and fed cookies by temporary surrogate mother Celena.
Chestnut-chan investigates why Partridge has fallen behind with his assignments.
Partridge shows Bri the new tractor and she convinces him to let her accompany him on his next mission.
Mari flirts with Partridge to test his faithfulness (which goes as expected), tries to set him up on a job (which he refuses) and eventually sends Jonah a cryptic message ... which prompts him to come to the farm and ask Partridge about his motivation for being nice to him and for advice on how to make Naomi stay, then continues into a magical clothing colour changing session and eventually ends in a petty argument.
Jonah ages himself up with a potion and returns to the farm for revenge on Partridge, which ends in Naomi exhausting herself trying to patch them both up, followed by a surprise visit from "Jean" (spoiler: it's Aimee).
Amelie and Chestnut-chan exchange a few words over Tres Leches.
February 2015
Partridge almost accepts a lucrative job offer from Mari, but double-checking with Aimee and Dante makes him decide not to take her up on it.
Mari still wants the job done, but Partridge stands by his decision and brings Missy her stolen gun back.
"Wow, what a desperate loser".
Mari tells Partridge that Nemo and Harry having gotten together and throws some new tree assassin revelations into the mix.
Chestnut-chan shows up at Partridge's place to get herself updated on how things have been going for him and his colleagues.
Bri arrives home and gets a lovestruck welcome from Partridge.
Chestnut-chan meets Mari for the first time.
Chestnut-chan checks up on Aimee, trying to get to know more about her and also to give her one more warning about overfeeding her tree.
Chestnut-chan visits Caleb as well and good-naturedly declines his advances.
Naomi brings Jonah to Professor Hashimoto so they can discuss magic and science ... while she struggles trying to keep Partridge safe yet out of the way.
Mari offers Partridge a new extremely lucrative mini job (to dress and act like Caleb for 24 hours) ... and sends him to Aimee for practising, which she decides to combine with dinner and a small shopping trip. (Caleb!Partridge)
Rache and Eia inquire about Partridge's changed looks as he continues to impersonate Caleb. (Caleb!Partridge)
Mari joins Partridge in a restaurant, distresses him with tales of Caleb potentially getting it on with Bri, shares a few drinks with him and gives him two new tasks: preparing a birthday party for her and challenging Aimee to a duel. (Caleb!Partridge)
Partridge stops by at home to recharge his love batteries, but Bri is not very impressed with his changed appearance and even less with his idea of a southern accent. (Caleb!Partridge)
Caleb decides to come see his "clone" and helps him a little with the party preparations until Naomi arrives and drags Partridge home (not before taking away his ability to continue talking like Caleb). (Caleb!Partridge)
Mari scams Partridge out of his deal, but offers another one instead - one that entails putting Jonah into a giant bean jar - and there actually is a happy ending to the job. (Caleb!Partridge)
Jonah gets sick and makes Nemo take care of him; they also discuss various things including Dante.
Meaka judges Partridge for his high expectations of Valentine's Day.
Partridge and Naomi once again can't agree on anything.
Mari, Partridge's #1 "Best Fan", asks the important questions.
Naomi is displeased about ranking just one place under Mari on Partridge's "Best Fan" list.
Mari tries to get her $5 million back from Partridge, but he's hesitant to part with the money.
Meaka haunts and confuses Jonah on his birthday.
Meaka continues to puzzle the hell out of Jonah qhile questioning all his life choices on the side.
Family life does not go without bickering and unexpected clone surprises for Nemo, Missy and Dante.
Meaka criticises Jonah's hygiene and it leads to him finding his missing dog under his bed.
Tony pops up in Jonah's fridge and they decide to visit his aunt, only to find her place abandoned.
Partridge tries to get himself updated by Mari after a week-long mission, but she isn't very helpful, so he heads over to Jonah instead and tries to make up for his failure of a birthday party.
January 2015
Partridge comes home late in the New Year's night and is greeted by by Naomi ... who gives him some personality concrit.
Partridge visits Jonah to bring him his Christmas present and let him check the photos he took of men who fit Richard's target profile, and Jonah invites him for dinner (and once again asks too many questions).
Jonah visits the Peach Tree Farm looking for help with his bicycle and meets Naomi who not builds it for him ... tells him about the magical society ... and ... feeds him ... some good farm food ... along with some ... gossip about ... Partridge ... before ... bringing him ... home. (Note: a chunk of the thread between the first and second link sadly went missing in the depths of Twitter)
Partridge and Aimee go shopping in the city where Jonah bicycle-crashes into Partridge ... after which the two assassins head back home and talk about their trees.
Tony pops up in Jonah's room ... when Lia comes to visit and proceeds to find out as much about Tony as she can as they tell each other about their families.
Partridge receives both support and sabotage from Eia and Maddy when he tries to find a bouquet for Bri.
Partridge and Jean fight over the last rose bouquet at the flower shop, then go for a hot chocolate and brainstorm Valentine's Day's ideas
Partridge and Celena narrowly escape a mission-gone-wrong, patch each other up at her apartment and talk about Caleb, Bri, Aimee and the orange tree.
Partridge tries to make his way home after a tough job and is intercepted and messed up further by Mari.
Partridge finally makes it home in an awful state and is greeted rather coldly by an unimpressed Naomi.
Partridge calls Aimee to forward her Celena's advice regarding the orange tree, and since he's unable to come over and help her clean up the evidence of a surprise kill in her kitchen she calls Caleb up for the task.
Violet surprises (and somewhat overwhelms) Jack with a weekend in a hunting lodge and tries to ...discuss ... Caleb ... with him ... once more.
Jonah wakes Partridge up, impatient to be taken along to Professor Hashimoto, but Partridge is hesitant to take the responsibility Naomi expects from him. (Note: a few tweets from Jonah got swallowed up around the middle; some tweet-jumping might be required)
Jonah meets Naomi's familiar ... and has a bit of trouble ... communicating with her ... until Naomi arrives to take care of the farm animals with him ... and helps him bond with the rabbits ... and pick one ... for himself before bringing him ... and his bicycle ... home magician-style.
Naomi decides on ... a punishment ... for Partridge ... and immediately ...implements it ... via ... magical symbols ... and ...a spell ... that should keep him ... from straying.
Mari asks Partridge to cosplay Xibalba ... in exchange ... for Pepsi ... but the deal ... is quickly cancelled ... and the conversation finds an abrupt end.
Naomi takes Partridge to see Professor Hashimoto ... who sizes ... him up ... and ... immediately sets to ... testing his abilities ... in somewhat ... unconventional ways ... before moving on to some small talk ... after which... ... the experimenting session is suddenly cut short.
Mari tosses Dante at Schmittchen and they chat a little about his school.
Jonah tries to use Tony's DNA to create an immortality serum and at least the tests on animals are successful.
Aimee visits the peach tree farm and gets under Naomi's skin, eventually convincing her to join her for some home-mixed drinks at her apartment.
Violet babysits Jonah, learns something about the solar system and talks about romantic relationships with him.
Jean visits (and annoys) Nemo and sees Missy for the first time.
Partridge and Jean participate in a lantern festival.
Naomi and Partridge can't stop snarking at each other, so she makes him fill out a hurt feelings form.
Partridge and Mari talk about people in the neighbourhood and an astonishing connection between Winston and Dante is revealed.
Partridge defends himself against necrophilia allegations from Abby.
Partridge discusses hamstrings with Mari who then dumps Jonah on him ... leaving the two to talk about Jonah's home life and potential new experiments until Naomi arrives.
Naomi and Partridge exchange some snark before she tells him of Hashimoto's offer to let them adopt a dog.