misterpartridge | What do we have here?

What do we have here?

It's an RP account! For an original character. Who's... anonymous, actually, so this makes it pretty much just a thread log, really.

Well, what else can I even say, if you want to chat it up feel invited to do so, haha!

Edit: Okay, thanks to a certain someone's creativity this entry isn't worksafe anymore. Proceed with caution.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Don't say that! I can't help it, I only have this one; the others are outdated! Sorry if the Stepford smile creeps you out.

Just go back to, I don't know, the last No. 6 site you've been visiting or something! I'm trying to protect your innocence here.

IT'S TERRIFYING

and dude

what innocence

It could be worse, he could not have any icons at all! I mean... "anon RPer" and all that.

Let me have my illusions.

HE COULD BE A FACELESS PEAR-HEADED MAN....

what illusions

That's nightmare fuel.

Okay, make it delusions. And still, let me have them!

A faceless, pear-headed man, with each pore consisting of a mysterious orifice... is it a mouth there? an eye? countless eyes, staring at you from all over his head? /idk

no

~~Okay, no creepypasta bedtime readings today~~ and here I thought the eyes.gifs were bad.

...

You're a cruel child. Just saying. ~~Your father will hear of this.~~

just

picture it

EYES

EYES ALL OVER EVERY SPARE INCH OF PEAR HEAD, WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVEMENT and your every moment and at the slightest motion all at once they collectively flick to stare at you and what the hell am i writing how do you even write scary stuff uh

no he won't!!!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

What do we have here?

/unites /sob

/putting the pro in procrastinate yo

/years of experience, etc.

/i could go on forever about mine but.. maybe later.....

/throws you out FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

/CLINGS TO

/runs off instead I'M SORRY but procrastination

/YOU HORRIBLE PERSON /WEEPS ALL OVER